A potato lays on her bed with a nook "borrowed" from her mother. It is the last day of March and just so happens to be her birthday. Though it was some years ago she was given life it is only today she will be given a name. What the name of this young asshole be?
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دوممكفودوم كبانتس ----------------------------------
You Fuckass. Try again----------------------
Lexi -√ --------------------------------------------
Your name is LEXI. You are 15 years old and enjoy doing a variety of things such as "borrowing" your mom's nook, BLOGGING and listening to a variety of MUSIC. Right now you are eating SKITTLES and listening to DARIUS RUCKER. Nevermind. You are now listening to STEREO SKYLINE. You have a FACEBOOK account that you spend a lot of time on (http://www.facebook.com/karkat.f.vantas.522?fref=ts) a LAME ASS TWITTER account (https://twitter.com/tweeting_retard) and your MUZY (http://adiostoreador.muzy.com/) Your favorite trolls are KARKAT, SOLLUX, TAVROS, NEPETA and GAMZEE. Your patron troll is Aradia. Your GIRLFRIEND is the best ever. You may have spent just a little too much time watching DOCTOR WHO over the summmer. And that is all you have to say for now.
